American Made Machine - Cary Ann Hearst

esca:

do you ever just hate people why would anyone think this is funny or okay to tweet

The funny thing is that he’s lost SO MUCH weight since I first met him in 2007. 

(Reblogged from esca)

Gail Warning! How’s that for a name?

Seguin’s season, annotated. 

Tyler Seguin - Cumulative Points and Plus-Minus, regular season into playoffs.

Things to note: Jaromir Jagr’s first game in Boston was April 4th, the Boston Marathon bombing happened on April 15th, and the playoffs started on May 1st. Points and +- show an initial dip in mid-March, and points drop off just before the playoffs start.

Obviously these two stats are not considered the absolute pinnacle of certainty, but it’s interesting to see. Now I’m really intrigued.

Psychoanalyzing Tyler Seguin like a dumbass.

As Patrick Henry so famously said:

shitmystudentswrite:

“Get me library or dead.”

(Reblogged from schemingreader)

Mythbusters in space!

Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.
Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via tobeatricedarlingdearestdead)
(Reblogged from swingsetindecember)

hollowcrownfans:

For those who can’t make it to London, Tom Hiddleston’s Coriolanus performance will be broadcast live.

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Mark Gatiss as Menenius? Love it!

(Reblogged from harrietvane)